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The Ging Meets NYC.... "I Felt Like That Was Pretty Solid"

I'm not sure how many volumes this is going to require but the first one is solely dedicated to what I think both beautiful bitches are calling the greatest bar ever. While I was almost equally impressed I am not fully prepared to bestow such high praise on a bar this early in in my drinking career.

Here is what I do know......The Ging is one girl that I have no problem partying with. From her pre-party naps every night of which I photographed to the fact that the girl got more profile pics in a 3 day weekend than Lindsey Lohan fresh off a break-up with her boyfriend Sam Ronson. Here are just a few of my favorites as well as moving picture documented evidence that The Ging-Tang Clan ain't nothin to fuck wit!

Daaaaaaaaaang!

What The Shit Are Some People Thinking?

Although I am well aware of the fact that I am not important and people really don't read this blog I still use it as a place voice my opinion and generally do whatever I want to.

The issue has arisen as of late that I may or may not be potentially putting myself in a position to hinder my actual career. I haven't given much thought to this but may in the future. Or maybe not..............Again it's not like anyone reads this anyway.

However for those of you out there that don't read this you might find this humorous. I think it is funny that someone would actually go out in public like this. I am not one for toilet humor or whatever it is called but are you fucking kidding me with this kid?

If this kid has a future I hope I just potentially ruined by posting this pic. God? Only knows he looked to ruin nights by flashing his ass everywhere. Or maybe he's just into that......

First Of All....Let Me Say That I Am NOT Trying To Be Tucker Max

That being said I may have the greatest stories next to the ones he has made up but whatever.....

Honestly, I think half the shit he has blogged, written, or screenplayed is made up where everything I do is backed by photo, video, or witness by someone else who blogs.

BeeTeeDub, Queen B is starting her own blog called "Dumb American Girl" or something along those lines. Huh, it would appear I was paying attention......

Now....To my reason for blogging and it is totally about to be a transcript.

Scene: Sittin at the bar at Louies One

Queen B gets up and leaves after having enough of me being a dick. BeeTeeDubs, sorry if I was a dick but pretty sure all my friends know I am.....Just sayin.....

Anyway, as QB is gone and I have gone to piss I come back to find some half retarded 6'2 slingblade motherfucker sitting in QB's seat. Of course my mouth is never one to shy away from dominating some douche so I did the following.....

Me to HR (Half Retard): "You're going to be pretty pissed when you have to get up so the girl that was sitting there can have her seat back"
HR: "You could have asked nicely"
Me: " You're right I could have but I don't have to"
HR: "What the fuck did you say? Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Me: "It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is that you aren't going to have a seat in....Oh here she is, GET UP!"
HR: "Fuck you, and your Napolean fat ass"
Me: "Did you just call me Napolean? Because I am going to take that as a compliment"
HR: "Yeah I called you short and fat"
Me: "Napolean pretty much took over the majority of the world, why don't to take your half retarded ass out of her seat and be a gentleman"

Bartender: "If we have to we will kick all of you out of here"

Me: "That's not necessary, these fags were just leaving"
HR: "You're the faggot, pussy!"
Me: "I guess he's right as I am the guy here with the hot chick who's seat he just stole and he is just with some other half retarded looking motherfucker."
HR: "What do you want to do about it?"
Me: "Let's send Corky and his boy a shot on me"
HR: "Fuck you I don't want your shot"
Me: "I'll have a shot of Jameson"

KB in all her infinite beauty pours me a double Jameson and just looks at me as any smoking hot girl would look at one of her friends before he was about to get his ass kicked....

Best thing is that this fucking pussy didn't even act like he wanted to touch me. I almost welcomed it. Come to find out, his boy knew Queen B or vice versa, I wasn't really interested in how these two knew each other. All I was concerned with was the fact that I talked more shit on some fucking total half retard d-bag twice my size and didn't get hit. I mean seriously, I could have fucked this fag's mother on the bar in front of him and throw my fucking cum in his face and his bitchass would have just wiped it off and asked me not to talk to him so sternly.

Moral of this post....There are going to be many more like it. I do what I want to do when I want to do it, I don't care about shit.....

PS. Wait until I write about how I motherfucked the old ass skank that lived behind me.

What happened to BW2A?

So I just logged into my own blog for the first time in a long while......

I have to be the first to admit that I have not been beingway2awesome, in fact, I have been beingway2lame! It's cool as of today I own that domain too and by the end of the week I assure all of you that it will directly point to this blog. The problem is that no one cares about this blog. Not even the owner! I am beingway2busybeingmortgagebanker to have time to blog.

As if this wasn't enough of a reason to give up on my failed blog, the deposit bank that purchased my company has implemented internet policies that won't even allow me to post to my own blog. It would finally appear as though my run of awesomeness has come to an end.

HOWEVER.........

I do plan on going out with a bang and if people do actually want to read this blog they will come up with some ideas as to how to make it better. As for my last attempt at being the GOAT of awesome, I will contribute as much as possible to Nicole Cherry Bomb's 24th birthday? Sorry, not sure what the year is, anyway that should be fun. I will also post whatever I can from my trip to NYC with Kristens. Yes, plural.....

Anyway, the site will be up until June or something, after that it will probably just GO TO FUCK....

Now here's something that I have had for awhile but just now posted, it's totally not what I wanted to post but I think the tab from The Drunch that Stole Christmas is pretty good.

Top Vocabular Gifts From "Us" to Two Thousand Nine!

The use of the two words "Pretty Sure" as in, "I'm pretty sure you should probably just give up on sutdying and come to dance party."

What fuck?

Smoke's let's go!

The Onest as in "I'm so on I'm the onest"

To Conklin

The discontinuation of articles.

Daaaaaaaaang!

"I only bump beautiful bitches"

BeeTeeDub

"I have so much fun when I'm around!"

"We should pick up two cases of beer, a case of something shitty and a case of High Life"

"I need to curb my racial enthusiasm"

"I'll hate on a bitch"

When someone says "I love you" I reply with "I don't hate you either"

"If I had feelings that weren't jaded, which I don't have, you would have hurt them" This was said in response to declination of fever shot. As if......

"Let's get ready to rumple"

While I feel all of these are solid contributions to the English language as I see it, I have narrowed it down my favorite two. I can't decide which one I like more so I am going to say it is a tie between.......

"I wear so much Polo, I quit calling my closet a closet and just refer to it as my stable" and "GO TO FUCK"

Internet you're fucking out! Outernet, you're welcome. Pretty sure I'll be able to keep this going into 2010 or "Decade" as I am calling it.

Queen B Reaches Out To Her New Stepdaughter

So we had this way2awesome sushi rolling party at my house and a few pictures were snapped. None of which sparked more controversy than this one.



Anyway, I have a friend in Bartlesville what is married to Tom's daughter and when she saw the photo she got the impression that Tom had landed the Queen herself. Although this is not the case, once The B herself caught word of the speculation she decided to take the joke a bit further. I must say if it were the case that Tom had landed The B no word other than Daaaaaaaaaang! would be acceptable.



As you can see below it appears QB's new daughter is more than willing to accept her new mother. A truly heart warming blog.....

The Alpha Chi That Brought Norman A White Christmas

Calm down sweetheart and stop crying, you got your wish you made it snow.

I'm sure your father is so proud of you. Merry Christmas!

Fun With Pictures #2

Below are two photos, one is of our dear friend Blake and the other is not.

First person to correctly identify Blake wins a free set of Chanukah candles.

Photo #1











Photo #2

Mexico

I read this morning in the New York Times about a big shootout at an apartment complex south of Mexico City. Apparently the Mexican Navy stormed the place and killed Arturo Beltran Leyva. The gunbattle involved grenades and explosions and evacuations and witnesses asking to go unnamed out of fear for their safety and...

Big fucking deal. Here's the one statistic that shocked me: According to the New York Times, over 14,000 people have died in Mexico since it's president, Felipe Calderon deployed 45,000 troops across Mexico to crush all these drug smuggling cartels. 14,000. To date, America has lost 5,303 troops as these wars have gone on in Iraq and Afghanistan. That's according to the US Defense Dept. Hell, a total of 16,646 troops were wounded in action and didn't return to duty.

"So, what is Gen. Splendid getting at?" I don't really know for sure, but I do know that the Mexicans are fighting another civil war (they've had a few) and over 14,000 of them have died in it's wake. Who knows where the toll of the wounded would land? I also know why this civil war is being fought. U.S. drug use.

Even in the midst of a viscious recession, our demand for illicit drugs is so high that smuggling cartels can and will form their own armies to make sure they can get them to us. It's so violent along our border with Mexico that we hardly cross it anymore. Sooner fans are so scared that they won't even go to El Paso for the Sun Bowl out of fear of the violence. To El Paso's credit, it's probably a fine place and plenty safe. Oklahomans have a tendency to over-react to just about anything. However, Americans just don't go across that border anymore. Why would they? Nobody wants to be kidnapped or get caught in the middle of a gunfight. Moreover, the drugs are delivered to us. We've no reason to go to Mexico, except to vacation. That's pretty awesome and it's safe. This makes me wonder what Mexico would do if we didn't do drugs and vacation there.

Anyway, getting back to the point, Mexico is fighting a civil war because we demand that they do so. We're financing it. How's that sit with you? We're financing a civil war that is born solely from our demand for illicit drugs. By the way, we're financing that out of financing that we're getting from China and oil rich Arabian states.

Washington quickly applauded Mexico for this killing and Mexico hailed it as a major victory in their crackdown on the cartels. Maybe it is, but what does it really accomplish. I really don't think it signals the end of this Mexican civil war as I've no doubt someone's very willing to step up to that cartel's leadership role and the other cartels will surely take advantage of their competitions' setback. We can be absolutely sure that this won't have any affect on the American demand for drugs. So, this true war of attrition will go on. Mexican casualties will certainly continue to go up.

The economic effect is just as nasty. Our demand won't go down. Ever. What we'll do is to continue to add to our deficit by funding a civil war that will only raise prices of the illicit drugs we crave. Would anybody like to do a Cost Benefit Analysis on any of this?

All this makes me feel strange. I know that I've certainly purchased some of the illicit items and I know that I'm helping to pay (and will coninue to pay) for this Mexican war. I guess in the end, I'm partly responsible for thousands of Mexican and American deaths. Should I feel guilty? I don't know. All the Mexicans I've ever met were gems. I mean that, they were just as welcoming and helpful as they could be. I've worked with many that only strived to better themselves. Who am I supposed to be angry at? My government, my recreational drug use, my varying levels of morality, or the Mexicans for relegating themselves to bitch status in North America?

Maybe all this is too heavy a topic for this blog, but it's the only site I've ever blogged on, so eat me. I just think that if we had lost over 14,000 citizens anywhere in the space of 3 years, we'd be freaking the fuck out.

As is always the case, our generation can count on another problem our baby-boomer parents can't solve to get worse before they pass it on to us. Thank God they at least gave us the Eagles.

Top Ten Reasons Why I Don't Fucking Care Anymore

#10) When you are the only one who gives a shit about almost everything it just doesn't seem as cool anymore.

#9) Nationalization and not thinking for yourself or working hard is in. I am going to start a grass roots campaign of "Not Giving A Shit"

#8) Oklahoma (the state) fucking sucks!

#7) Texas (the university) is going to win a National Championship

#6) Confidence misconstrued as arrogance is only cool if you are getting laid because of it. Otherwise it's just fucking arrogant.

#6) Because I just got the job title that most of your fathers want. BeeTeeDub, I'm 29!

#5) Because at 29 all your friends are married, getting married, or with the person they are going to divorce first. If you aren't in one of these situations then you don't live in Norman, OK. Re-read #8

#4) Because my next birthday is 30, FUCK!

#3) Because I revised this Top Ten List due to my lack of having balls when it comes to girls and what they say/do to guys like me but, I didn't change #2.

#2) Because Snoop Dogg said it best "Bitches"

And the #1 reason why I have decided that I don't give a fuck, don't care anymore, and am SOOOOOOOOOOOO DONE with 2009......



Because I am starting my 2010 like this!

The Night I Created Bar Communion

This might be a little on the offensive side but I think with all that has been going on in my life it is fine if I offend some people. I was raised Cathoholic and have grown into a fine young man......That being said, my favorite part of mass was "snack time" or communion as the Vatican would refer to it as.

This is probably going to get me into some shit with some people but they obviously just don't share the same sense of humor as I do and frankly my dears I don't give a damn what people think.

I give you Bar Communion!