Awesome Movie Review

So I kicked a movies ass last night my two buddies Jewey Jew Face Jewerton and Jewston Jewowitz. We went to go see the new Tarentino flick Inglorious Bastards. I hate that squirmy douche-bag but man can he make a good movie. We went to go see the movie at the Alamo Drafthouse downtown. For all you rednecks reading this who live in Oklahoma the Alamo Drafthouse is a place where you can get a good meal, drink overpriced beer, and watch new movies. Maybe after you guys start to get McDonalds and WalMarts you will see a Alamo Drafthouse in your city. BOO YA! TEXAS RULES!

Anyway... As me and Jewey Jew Face Jewerton were waiting for Jewston Jewowitz to show up we were outside talking politics when out of nowhere this stripper comes up to us and hands us some free passes to her club. I didn't accept but Jewey Jew Face did. She told him that he wasn't allowed to bring me to the club. Fine by me. I do not sleep under a pile of Jew gold every night on my bed made of diamonds. I can't be throwing good drinking money away. A little later Jewston showed up and we went inside.

Of course we cut in line, because that is what bad ass mofo's do, and we walked right up to the ticket lady. She was going on about how the show was sold out... blah blah blah. We told her who we were and she promptly got out of her chair and escorted us to the VIP private balcony. Yeah the movie theater has private box seats. You have to go through the kitchen and walk up 2 flights of stairs to get there. It was a lot like Swingers except that asshole Vince Vaughn isn't telling you to double down all the time.

So we make it to our Leather Reclining Seats and I ordered up some fries, and beer and waited for the movie to begin. Jewston was telling us how he just spent too much money on eating out earlier and then preceded to by the most expensive beer on the menu. Jew Face ordered some chicken wings. I took off my shoes and the the movie began.

What the fuck! This movie was all about Jews killing Nazis. I am no history buff but I don't think that it really went down that way. During the whole movie people below in the common folk area were cheering when Nazis got Jew slapped or beat up by the Bear Jew. I have never felt so Gentile in all my life. All joking aside the movie was badass and you should go see it unless you are a Nazi. You would probably not like this movie if you are a Nazi. There is even a jungle fever scene. Ooh la la.

The movie ended and the two Jews and I went to go close down our local watering hole. Overall the night was a huge success. I love all my Jewish friends. Even if they didn't take me out for lavish nights at the movies I would still love those big nosed shmackel's.