In an attempt to rid the world of douchebags one at a time, I am extending an extreme drinking challenge to any and all takers. I know that if this site ever becomes popular I might be encouraged to regret some of the things (this for instance) that I have said, recorded, and written but if I changed now how waynotawesome would that be? That's the reason I am giving, but the truth is that I really just don't give a fuck. Hence the reason I record myself acting like this on an almost nightly basis. Bottoms!
Holy crap I have a new podcast, y’all. It’s called Love Will Tear Us
Apart. Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve been captivated by dramatic
love stori...
3 comments:
schaeffer did you cut your fucking lovely locks off?
also that game would be a lot better if you did the exact same thing but one of the shot glasses was full of SURPRISE-URINE. there have to be consequences, somehow.
I gave my hair to locks of love! I saw a bald kid the other day and felt bad for his mother. After sleeping with her she demanded my hair for her son. I felt bad for blowing inside her so in true appeasment fashion I gave up something meaningless so that bitch would keep her mouth shut. Fuck no, I'm not paying child support. Fend for yourself you greedy bitch.
that wasn't a bald kid
that was patrick swayze.
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