Fat Baby... Pork it.

That is a fat baby. That baby's mom is fat. Most everyone in that picture is fat. 66% of all Americans are fat. The word fat will complicate that babies life. Baby fatso will develop some type of disease that is caused by you being fat. Jerks like me will make fun of this baby for being fat. FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT. If you are offended right now then you are probably fat. HA!


Which is safer, smoking a pack of cigarettes each day or eating a 20oz bag of Oreos every day? Just look at all that white stuff.

There is a great restaurant in Austin where you can get your food stuffed with cheese, wrapped in bacon, and deep fried. Yummmmmmmy. I think that baby needs to pork it.