I like to go hunting for treasure on the internet.

I was in Pirate Baby Cove armed with only my trusty medal detector, which are much better than those silly metal detectors, and a sack of Meth. What treasures will I find? I thought to myself. Reaching into my swimsuit I gave a nice tug on my inner net and I found a holographic gem. This holographic gem was by far the most amazing site mine eyes have ever beheld. I was mesmerized by her beauty, by her perfect pitch and her overbite.

I took a few steps forward totally entranced by the song birds melodic enchantment that was enchanting me. Enchanted I tripped over my own feet and fell into the icy water. Enchanded? You see I am writing you from the other side. At that moment when I fell into the icy water my penis was eaten by a massive shark.

Don't worry about me though. I am looking down from the heavens. Did you know that Monday night is movie night in heaven. And on Wednesday's and Sunday's they have live shows. Tonight show is the musical One Girl Nine Cups.

I don't have much time to write so I will end by telling you a clue that will help you find my treasure. It has nothing to do with this. Time for me to get on my spaceship and go play golf with Hitler. I never knew Jesus and Hitler were homeboys.