Being Awesome

The site looks awesome! I can't wait till my section is up. Ashley here, reporting live from The Beauriful Garden State. I've done a lot worse shit than throw a cinder block through a fucking BMW. I've confronted some Guidos, they got awesowned. Today I played golf, a minority carried my bag. I don't know about the rest of you, but I could go for 4 Xanax and 2 Miller Lites. If people don't want to visit this site then I say "Go to Fuck", I have some offs to fuck!