In my many adventures of living the pretentious Patagonia Man dream, I've discovered many rare and exciting foods that can be foraged and lived off in the wild. There are many that have already been charted in the Patagonia Man handbook passed down through the generations of Patagonia Mans, but sunday night I discovered a new and exciting food that is usually in excessive bound at the bar. Cigarettes! They taste good when you smoke them, so I decided to give eating them a try! I actually just got challenged and I pretty much can't refuse any challenge or I'd be known around these parts as a pussy. Plus the first rule about being Patagonia Man is he immortal (I've survived many bear and wild cat attacks) and the second rule is there can be only one (pretentious as fuck you bet your ass!). It's kinda like a hiking, fishing, foraging, and hunting Highlander! Chris Lambert you can go fuck yourself!
I also ate the peel on a lime and lemon! To show you the true power of Patagonia Man check this pussy out!
Taul Sechrist, Investiagtive Journalist/Superhero out!~
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12 comments:
What a fucking retard.
I agree, that pussy couldn't even eat a Goddamn orange peel. Taul Paul ate a lime, lemon, and washed it down with a ciagarette!
No - You, Tall Paul, Ashley Schaeffer, Eastbound and Down, Idiot, Whoever you are. You are retarded. Get a job.
Wait for it.....
"My job is hustlin" or "My job is making you look gay"
I have a job and it's beingway2awesome. The best thing about beingway2awesome is that even when you're not awesome you can still be rich as shit and better than everyone else!
I think I hear my alarm going off, that means it's time to buy something. Sometimes it's so hard to get out of bed when
you have thousand thread count!
Jesus, you're a moron. Do you still live with your parents?
Funny as this may sound, I don't actually live with my parents. I would expect a complimentary individual as yourself to do some research and discover that I own a very Prominent BMW dealer in Selby, NC. As for the person or people behind this way2awesome online persona you'd be surprised to find out what he/she/it/they do that gives this entity the time to contribute to a blog of this fucking champitalistic awesomeness. I sure hope you keep reading, it would be better if you wouldn't sign Anonymous so we could find out more about you.
haha! wf! If you don't like something don't fucking read it, you fucking paramecium brain.
Spoken like an idiot. Quit ripping off television shows and pretending that you're doing something original.
Obviously you haven't been paying attention to the site you are continuously commenting. Nearly all of the content on this blog is original. Why don't you stop posting anonymously as a pussy and give the creators of this blog something to demoralize you over!
Well obviously we have hit a nerve here because you keep coming back every ten minutes to see if someone has posted in response to your last fucking waste of time post. thanks for the hits but get some fucking friends and a life looser!
Taul Paul is a sissy. I'll eat all that shit while snorting splenda mixed with cocaine and taking shots of tobasco. Oh wait....... I've already done it! I'd show you I'm just not technologically advanced.
wait wait....... Paul..... I double dog dare you to take a shot of pert plus.
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