There was supposed to be some background music with this and if I ever get it then this post will be even awesomer than it is right now. However, I am not trying to be the best at blogging just banking so there is no music.
Maybe some technologically savvy indiv will email me some helpful hints that I will then post on Internet so when I get on Internet to post my shit I can read the helpful hints and make posts awesomer.
Maybe not.....Who knows. Obvi I was so happy to see my girl, her majesty Queen B out last night although I don't think she thought I was beingway2cute. It's alright though because I tried to smooth things over and failed miserably this morning. There was obvi some miscommunication on my playing of doctor. I was under impression she need physician and just like a fucking Dr. Pepper commercial I was ready to quack and saying shit like, "Ok, I come play doctor, I get hint". To which Beautiful Bitch Burns (New Nickname?) BBB replied. "Ha, I'm ok, thanks though"
It's cool I love you too and assure you our children won't look like me so you have nothing to worry about. Without further adieu I give you The Mrs. in a cart at Walmart.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, she is in the cart because some skank put a stiletto through her foot at a wedding.
How's this post for drunk, obnoxious, arrogant, and generally being an asshole to everyone?
Holy crap I have a new podcast, y’all. It’s called Love Will Tear Us
Apart. Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve been captivated by dramatic
love stori...
2 comments:
WAIT is this non-native-English-speaker syntax your new thing? I can't fucking wait to visit you if that's what's going on.
I have so much good speak for you when you come for visit. Things to remember about new language include discontinuation of word "The" which undoubtedly leads to to disuse of all articles. Here's example: "What Fuck, Girl wanted dick but when I went to put in she flipped shit!"
Get to practicing so all the Minnesotans can be in like Flynn as well dont'cha know!
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