We also learned that the University of Oklahoma is "Fucking OUt" and by that I mean, they are fucking out! I knew I bought those burnt orange Sperry's for a reason. Not only is it bad to lose your opener but to lose to a bunch of sideways Christians. I think the NCAA should look into the "special underwear" the boys from Provo were wearing because it fucked us up with some truth. Congratulations go out the Jeff's boys and any decendent of Joseph Smith.
Oh did I mention "OU is fucking OUT!"
Finally, we were introduced to a new character that I think everyone will be seeing more and more of. Tim Twinkler is well known throughout the Norman drinking community as an authority on all things unauthorized. Taul Paul caught up to him the other day following the Sooners defeat and asked some very pointed questions.
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Is that Pert Plus?
i actually know the person in that picture from OSU, and that was taken about 3 years ago, so nice try dumb shit
Regardless, we all know that this happened the night of. Whether this picture was taken that night or not. So, chill.
General Splendid, Yes that does appear to be Pert Plus. Anonymous (1) It doesn't matter whether the picture was taken 3 years ago, 3 weeks ago, or 3 months ago. What matters is that there is a picture of a guy, passed out in a shower, and that you know the guy and the date that it happened. The later is what is concerning me and only re-affirming that OSU is truly for the gays!
Anonymous (2) I appreciate your regard for the funny. If Anonymous (1) would like to start a battle of the texts he/she is more than welcome to. You can email me at Ashley.Schaeffer420@gmail.com. I will give you a phone number with which you can text your compliments to and I will also graciously post any and all repsonses on BW2A. Cheers Bitches!
where is the other dude in the shower making this gay?
I can only assume other dude took the picture after leaving this poor battered boy looking like Andy Dufrane. What's sick is that the perp obviously had to have a memento from his exploits and snapped this photo.
Poor Ashley... you have a girl's name with the wrong "parts". I now understand why you would have to post things like this. It is sad that your parents chose to confuse you. Perhaps they really wanted a daughter and just chose to ignore the twig and berries part when you came out of the womb. I think you secretly have a thing for pictures of young men like this and you try to hide it by making things up like your above postings.
Besides Ashley (and anyone who actually has the ignorance to agree with Ashley) anyone who had friends in college and actually enjoyed their college experience (instead of posted up in their mom's basement creating a blog about how "Gay" everyone else is)would know that people do dumb, crazy and yet hilarious shit while in college. Granted, the crazy things a person does while wasted should not equal how much fun they have, nevertheless, it happens ALL over the WORLD, not just at one particular school. For you to not have known someone who did something dumb while drunk, or had a friend who knew someone truly shows utterly pathetic your life is, and if you were a LITTLE less judgmental maybe you would actually have a friend or two.
This shit is fucking hilarious. This website is the funniest shit I have ever seen. Keep up the good work. These posts are only getting better.
What gay fag.. Dude actually took off is clothing to shower. What a weirdo. Male Ashley must be a never nude. He'll never get it, you just won't get as clean unless you take off all your cloths and use soap and water. just don't pass out drunk while doing so.. Ash
so if anyone checked their sources they would know the picture was actually taken in TEXAS not oklahoma
Anonymous (4),
Take a laxative. If you knew anything about anything, you would know who the real Ashley Schaeffer is. Don't think so much, you dumb shit.
Anonymous (5),
After taking the above advice for Anonymous (4) revisit your scholarly notes (that I'm sure you took between all your 'dumb, crazy, yet hilarious shit' you did in college) and maybe you will find that there truly is no need to capitalize the word 'gay'. Lay off on the comma's while you're at it you douche!
Anonymous (6),
I like the way you think.
Anonymous (7),
Are you drunk? Can't tell where your head is at to tell if I like you...
Anonymous (8),
STFU. A picture is a picture. Point is, dude was drunk as shit, passed out like an embryo on the shower floor with a bottle of pert-plus within arms reach. Get off the defensive.
Signed,
Anonymous (9), a true academia
So, we're sure that's Pert Plus?
General S. I've already got Grissom on the case. Don't worry, we will get to the bottom of the Pert Plus mystery C.S.I. style bitches!
I did the research. Unfortunately, it is not Pert Plus. I believe that it is actually Garnier Fructis, confirming this kid in the picture is a total fag.
Gotta love those sore losing fags from Norman!!!
I don't think these guys are too sore about it. They give props to the Mormons who put it all over them. They were just alerted to the fact that the celebration in Stillwater was a little fruitier than it would have been in Norman following a win. But what do I know, I'm jsut Frank.
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