10. You can create your own fucking language! Awesomeish! WF! Thousand!
9. When you are rich as shit you can do whatever the fuck you want because who fucking cares you got more money than the cops who are gonna do anything about it. Just buy em' fucking Krispy Kremes for an entire year and tell them to go fuck themselves!
8. Hot girls love when you are rich as shit. You can pretty much get Bj's and vagina sex on a regular basis with the occasional, yet kinda boring Hj's and the rare and elusive ANAL SEX!
7. When you are rich as shit you don't really have bar tabs. I prefer to call them living expenses, because if you are lucky enough to be rich as shit you gotta get drunk and do awesome shit like back flips and other extreme shit to live!
6. You are instantly propelled to at least a regional level celebrity!
5. You can shop at Sam's pharmacy!
4. CABS ON REG! You can pretty much take cabs everywhere. One time I took a cab to the gas station back and forth filling up my 1.5 gallon gas can to fill up my car.
3. You can go to the bar one Sunday afternoon after playing golf and meet up with a couple of friends, come up with slogans and shit, joke around about making a goddamn website and the next thing you know it's on INTERNET. WF! Stuff like this doesn't just happen to poor people. They don't even got INTERNET. They get regular mail with stuff like cut-off notices and overdraft statements. Pussies.
2. DUHHHHHHHHHH!
1. When you are rich as shit you can take $270 dollar jeans and turn them into $1000 shorts!
Beeteedub, if you haven't seen UP! See that shit up!
1 comments:
stacy, put a shirt on!
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