From: BeingWay2GreenRangeRoverOwner
Included in this letter you will find two tickets to your October 18, 2009 Norman, Oklahoma concert in which the Black Eye Peas and that skank Fergie opened for you. As you will notice these tickets were never redeemed as I did not attend your shitfest. I am not writing you to explain why I did not attend, I am only writing to tell you how disappointed I am that your crew tore up our beautiful turf at Memorial Stadium. I understand you and your band of fags have pissed all over stages around the world for more than 2 decades and if that is something to be proud of then you deserve a blue ribbon at the state fair. I however feel as though I have done more for humanity in my one act of buying two of your "premium" tickets and keeping two people from having to listen to your yelping and "yeah yeah yeah yeah"ing bullshit than you have done in all of your over the top peace promoting.
Or whatever it is you actually do.....Listen I will be the first to admit that you are successful at making money and that I respect. That is all I respect but at least you have that.
Please accept these tickets back as a token of my appreciation for saving a little part of my life by keeping me from spending the money on things that I would have had more fun with.
I hope your tour goes well and may I suggest that next time you play Darrell K Royal Memorial Stadium in beautiful Austin, TX.
Sincerely,
14 MPG Highway Range Rover Owner
PS Please let Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson know she was only runner up for skank of the night. Pretty sure I know a girl that has had more dick than even her! Daaaaaaaaaang!
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