Last Friday I was in an upscale restaurant in Dallas called La Duni. After a mediocre lunch in which the bread sucked on my Sandwich de Cubano or whatever the jazzy Mexican/Cuban name for two pieces of burnt bread, mayo, and some meat is, I decided to step outside to the front of the patio for a delicious Parliament Light. As I had a drink in my hand I stayed on the patio away from other patrons and "lit up". Approximately two to three puffs on said cigarette I noticed what at first I thought was a morbidly obese woman approximately 25 to 30 feet away from me on the opposite side of the porch. It was about this time that she picked up her 2004 or maybe even 2003 LV shopping bag with the LV like spray painted on the side. Gross!!!!!!
Either way, I'm sure her whoever did this unthinkable act to her makes like 30K a year. I digress however, come to find out this lady wasn't fat she was PREGGERS.....Ok well she was probably fat and preggers.
Next thing I know I am being asked to extingush my cigarette because someone had complained. I told the bus boy that the lady was just upset because she knows she shouldn't have gotten pregnant and walked inside. To my surprise not 5 minutes after being told I couldn't smoke outside I was asked to fill out a comment card.
This is what I had to say........Stay Strong Smokers, I LOVE CIGARETTES!
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