Anyone seen that vince vaughn trailer?

The one for that movie about the couples going away on some retreat? Well in the trailer his son crawls into bed with him and tells him "I peed." Well if you haven't figured it out by now I may have peed the bed. It's perfectly acceptable because im on vacation and may or may not have been using a "helper" with the normal amount of my alcohol consumption. Also the fact that I had been awake for almost 29 hours might have played a part in my "getting wet". I'm going to go with the defense defense. I really don't know what time I went to bed but apparently my ex got on to the air mattress with me. I have a girlfriend so I'm thinking my body responded to her pharamone shit or whatever and tried to scare her off by wetting myself, DEFENSE! Unfortunately all she got was peed on but everything can't be poisonous. Tylers back we are going to the store to buy shit for mimosas and vodka.

Love,
Tall Paul

p.s. may or may not be videos coming fucking soon.
p.s.s. being a wrestler for Halloween because my hair looks wrestlerish when i get out of the shower!