Top 10 Reasons Why You're Not2Awesome.......

#10...You go out the night before a flight that you didn't pay for and get so drunk you miss the flight. Then instead of acting like an adult and fixing it you call the person who paid for your flight and bitch at them until said way2awesome person fixes it for you!
#9...You use the shit out of people. Damn, this could be a Top 10 list in and of itself.
#8...You say things like "If you tell him that I will hunt you down and slit your throat" BeeTeeDub, that might be considered a threat. Fortunately, I have never taken anything you said seriously.
#7...This is how you have to start your car!



#6...You throw entire beers on Taul Paul.
#5...You go to 3 day music festivals and don't know ANY of the bands other than Dave Matthews. Shit, this should be #1!
#4...You get cut off at Library! Pretty sure that never happens to anyone.
#3...Your iPhone looks like this....DUH!

#2...You obviously came from Bipolaristan!

And the #1 reason why you're Not2Awesome......

I just defriended your ass on Facebook. Burn!