Top Ten Reasons Why Landi J. Latimer Is Way2Awesome

For those of you who don't know this lovely young lady is Landi Latimer and these are the top ten reasons why she is way2awesome per her request.



#10 Her best friend is gay but still gets hot chicks to take their clothes off for him.

#9 Can go to 3 day music festivals and see more bands that no one knows about yet than most festival goers see total. (This one needs work)

#8 Dyes her hair blonde going into winter because she's Landi "fucking" Latimer

#7 Pretty sure she has best accent ever

#6 Takes "Improvised Blu Shot List" to 21 year old frat boy d-bags as part of a joke promoted by author of blog!

#5 Demands via Facebook that Top Ten Reasons Why Landi Jill Latimer is way2awesome be posted because she knows she is way2awesome.

#4 Trumps at least 3 of my reasons why the last person who had Top Ten Reasons Why She WasNot2Awesome List dedicated to her by saying "Because that girl is just dumb as fuck, She is stupid"

#3 She drives all the way to Atlanta to see Dirty Projectors.

#2 Gets so shithammered at Dirty Projectors that she totally doesn't remember any of the show and "may or may not have pissed in a trashcan" after not making out with a black guy.



The number one reason why I myself think Landi Jill Latimer is way2awesome......



Because she didn't even send me friend request, I requested that shit! Daaaaaaaaaaaaang!

Top 10 Reasons Why You're Not2Awesome.......

#10...You go out the night before a flight that you didn't pay for and get so drunk you miss the flight. Then instead of acting like an adult and fixing it you call the person who paid for your flight and bitch at them until said way2awesome person fixes it for you!
#9...You use the shit out of people. Damn, this could be a Top 10 list in and of itself.
#8...You say things like "If you tell him that I will hunt you down and slit your throat" BeeTeeDub, that might be considered a threat. Fortunately, I have never taken anything you said seriously.
#7...This is how you have to start your car!



#6...You throw entire beers on Taul Paul.
#5...You go to 3 day music festivals and don't know ANY of the bands other than Dave Matthews. Shit, this should be #1!
#4...You get cut off at Library! Pretty sure that never happens to anyone.
#3...Your iPhone looks like this....DUH!

#2...You obviously came from Bipolaristan!

And the #1 reason why you're Not2Awesome......

I just defriended your ass on Facebook. Burn!