
#10 Her best friend is gay but still gets hot chicks to take their clothes off for him.
#9 Can go to 3 day music festivals and see more bands that no one knows about yet than most festival goers see total. (This one needs work)
#8 Dyes her hair blonde going into winter because she's Landi "fucking" Latimer
#7 Pretty sure she has best accent ever
#6 Takes "Improvised Blu Shot List" to 21 year old frat boy d-bags as part of a joke promoted by author of blog!
#5 Demands via Facebook that Top Ten Reasons Why Landi Jill Latimer is way2awesome be posted because she knows she is way2awesome.
#4 Trumps at least 3 of my reasons why the last person who had Top Ten Reasons Why She WasNot2Awesome List dedicated to her by saying "Because that girl is just dumb as fuck, She is stupid"
#3 She drives all the way to Atlanta to see Dirty Projectors.
#2 Gets so shithammered at Dirty Projectors that she totally doesn't remember any of the show and "may or may not have pissed in a trashcan" after not making out with a black guy.
The number one reason why I myself think Landi Jill Latimer is way2awesome......
Because she didn't even send me friend request, I requested that shit! Daaaaaaaaaaaaang!
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